Thursday, 14 April 2011
Bird Poop On My Belly - Yukkkkkkkkkkk
OK This is me minding my own business when all of a sudden I feel this red hot feeling on my Belly, on looking down I see bird poop oh yukkkkkkkk had to rush to the shower clean it off.
So next time you laying out in the sun I hope this bird don't come find you, he is a good shot you know.
OK So I remember being told that if a bird does this on you - it's good luck, so off I went to buy a lotto ticket, lets put that theory to the test.
Then I was told only if it does it on your head, I mean come on how can it be good luck - being crapped on by birds.
I should have read the signs.