Saturday, 2 July 2011

Mid-Life Crisis in Malaysia - This should Hit Home with some of You.

Men in Midlife CrisisThe Irony Of A Sweet Life!

Men:
1. All men are extremely busy.
2. Although they are so busy, they still have time for women.
3. Although they have time for women, they don't really care for them.
4. Although they don't really care for them, they always have one around.
5. Although they always have one around them, they always try their luck with others.

Women:
1. The most important thing for a woman is financial security.
2. Although this is so important, they still go out and buy expensive clothes and stuff.
3. Although they always buy expensive clothes, they never have something to wear.
4. Although they never have something to wear, they always dress beautifully.
5. Although they always dress beautifully, their clothes are always just "an old rag".
6. Although their clothes are always "just an old rag", they still expect you to compliment them.
7. Although they expect you to compliment them, when you do, they don't believe you.

Wisdom:
 I WAS MARRIED 30 YEARS AGO, I TOOK A LOOK AT MY
WIFE ONE DAY AND SAID, "HONEY, 30 YEARS AGO WE HAD
A CHEAP APARTMENT, A CHEAP CAR, SLEPT ON SOFA BED
AND WATCHED A 10-INCH BLACK AND WHITE TV, BUT I
GOT TO SLEEP EVERY NIGHT WITH A HOT 22 YEAR-OLD "

"NOW WE HAVE A $ 1,000,000.00 HOME, A FEW CARS WORTH
$1,000,000.00, NICE BIG BED, PLASMA SCREEN TV AND
FOUR SUCCESSFUL CHILDREN BUT I'M SLEEPING WITH A
52 YEAR-OLD WOMAN. IT SEEMS TO ME THAT YOU ARE
NOT HOLDING UP YOUR SIDE OF THINGS."

MY WIFE IS A VERY REASONABLE WOMAN.

SHE TOLD ME TO GO OUT AND FIND A HOT
22 YEAR-OLD CHICK AND SHE WOULD MAKE SURE
THAT I WOULD ONCE AGAIN BE LIVING IN A CHEAP
APARTMENT, DRIVING A CHEAP KANCIL CAR, SLEEPING
ON A SOFA BED AND WATCHING A 10-INCH BLACK AND WHITE TV.

AREN'T OLDER WOMEN GREAT?
THEY REALLY KNOW HOW TO SOLVE
YOUR MID-LIFE CRISIS.


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