Friday, 27 April 2012

Friday 's Joke to Start your Weekend of with a Laugh

Vet Joke….

 A woman brought  a very limp duck into a veterinary surgeon. As she  laid her pet on the table, the vet pulled out his
 stethoscope and listened to the bird's  chest.

 After a moment or two, the vet shook his  head and sadly said, "I'm sorry, your duck, Cuddles, has passed away."

 The distressed woman wailed,  "Are you sure?"

 "Yes, I am sure. Your duck is  dead," replied the vet..

 "How can you be so  sure?" she protested. "I mean you haven't done any  testing on him or anything. He might just be in a coma
 or something."

 The vet rolled his eyes, turned  around and left the room. He returned a few minutes  later with a Labrador Retriever. As the duck's
 owner looked on in amazement, the dog stood on his  hind legs, put his front paws on the examination table  and sniffed the duck from top to bottom. He then
 looked up at the vet with sad eyes and shook his  head.

 The vet patted the dog on the head and  took it out of the room. A few minutes later he  returned with a cat. The cat jumped on the table and
 also delicately sniffed the bird from head to foot.  

The cat sat back on its haunches, shook its head,  meowed softly and strolled out of the room.

 The vet looked at the woman and said, "I'm sorry, but as I said, this is most definitely, 100% certifiably, a dead duck."

 The vet turned to his computer terminal, hit a few keys and produced a  bill, which he handed to the woman..

 The duck's  owner, still in shock, took the bill. "£150!" she cried,  "£150 just to tell  me my duck is dead!"

 The vet shrugged, "I'm sorry. If you had just taken my word for it, the bill  would have been £20, but with the Lab Report and the Cat Scan, it's now £150."

Hope it made you laugh and you have a great weekend.

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