Monday, 4 June 2012

A Conversation In Heaven

SYLVIA:
Hi! Wanda.
WANDA:

Hi! Sylvia. How'd you die?


SYLVIA:
I froze to death.

WANDA:

How horrible!

SYLVIA:

It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from
 the cold, I began to get warm & sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death. What about you?
WANDA:

I died of a massive heart attack.
 I suspected that my husband was cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the act.
But instead, I found him all by himself
 in the den watching TV.
SYLVIA:

So, what happened?

WANDA:

I was so sure there was another woman
there somewhere that I started running
 all over the house looking. I ran up into the attic and searched, and down into the basement. Then I went through every closet and checked under all the beds. I kept this up until I had looked everywhere, and finally I became so exhausted that I just keeled over with a heart attack and died.
SYLVIA:

Too bad you didn't look in the freezer
 ---we'd both still be alive. 


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