Friday, 27 April 2012

X = X citing new Resort Opens in Johor Bahru

Yes at last an X citing (OK I know I'm Cheating with the spelling  for the A - Z Blogging Challenge but nothing else is worthy) New Resort has Opened it's doors.

Welcome to KSL Hotel And Resort  in Johor Bahru, Malaysia
















KSL Hotel and Resort is the newest and largest integrated resort in Johor Bahru that offers a complete shopping experience with entertainments and accommodations.

The hotel is located in the heart of Johor Bahru City. It is about 10 minutes away from the Causeway and Johor Bahru Business District.The Resort style hotel provides 868 rooms and suites and extensive meeting and event facilities. 

For meetings and events, KSL Resort offers the perfect combination of first class facilities, outstanding services and a range of flexible packages. We also offers a range of wedding packages for your special day.

With its convenience and comfort, you are able to enjoy numerous well-known Food & Beverage outlets, Fashion boutiques, Cineplex and Hypermarts (Tesco) all under one roof. 

Without compromising the location, you still can enjoy the water theme park facilities, Golf simulator experience, pool, billiard and children's amusement arcade.

Also Happy hour every night from 5pm - how cool is that.

Afternoon tea only rm35 great after lots of shopping in the mall just below the hotel.





















KSL RESORT, 33 Jalan Seladang, Taman Abad,

Johor Bahru 80250, Malaysia

Tel: +607-2882999

Fax: +607-2882988

Email: info@kslresorts.com.my

GPS Coordinates: 1.486196 , 103.76279

Friday 's Joke to Start your Weekend of with a Laugh

Vet Joke….

 A woman brought  a very limp duck into a veterinary surgeon. As she  laid her pet on the table, the vet pulled out his
 stethoscope and listened to the bird's  chest.

 After a moment or two, the vet shook his  head and sadly said, "I'm sorry, your duck, Cuddles, has passed away."

 The distressed woman wailed,  "Are you sure?"

 "Yes, I am sure. Your duck is  dead," replied the vet..

 "How can you be so  sure?" she protested. "I mean you haven't done any  testing on him or anything. He might just be in a coma
 or something."

 The vet rolled his eyes, turned  around and left the room. He returned a few minutes  later with a Labrador Retriever. As the duck's
 owner looked on in amazement, the dog stood on his  hind legs, put his front paws on the examination table  and sniffed the duck from top to bottom. He then
 looked up at the vet with sad eyes and shook his  head.

 The vet patted the dog on the head and  took it out of the room. A few minutes later he  returned with a cat. The cat jumped on the table and
 also delicately sniffed the bird from head to foot.  

The cat sat back on its haunches, shook its head,  meowed softly and strolled out of the room.

 The vet looked at the woman and said, "I'm sorry, but as I said, this is most definitely, 100% certifiably, a dead duck."

 The vet turned to his computer terminal, hit a few keys and produced a  bill, which he handed to the woman..

 The duck's  owner, still in shock, took the bill. "£150!" she cried,  "£150 just to tell  me my duck is dead!"

 The vet shrugged, "I'm sorry. If you had just taken my word for it, the bill  would have been £20, but with the Lab Report and the Cat Scan, it's now £150."
 

Hope it made you laugh and you have a great weekend.
 

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