Monday, 4 June 2012

Urgent Warning - Do Not Swallow Chewing-Gum


Home made Spag Bol.

Last night we had spagbol. It was so nice. I added boveril to it and flavor was so good.

Washed it down with red wine. And some french bread I made in the morning.

How Long Does a Queen Last?

With the Queens Diamond Jubilee coming I thought this good timing and it makes you think, look how many USA Presidents, while she has been in power.

Obama

Bush

Clinton

Bush

Reagan

Carter

Ford

Nixon

Kennedy

Eisenhower















Truman


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A Conversation In Heaven

SYLVIA:
Hi! Wanda.
WANDA:

Hi! Sylvia. How'd you die?


SYLVIA:
I froze to death.

WANDA:

How horrible!

SYLVIA:

It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from
 the cold, I began to get warm & sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death. What about you?
WANDA:

I died of a massive heart attack.
 I suspected that my husband was cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the act.
But instead, I found him all by himself
 in the den watching TV.
SYLVIA:

So, what happened?

WANDA:

I was so sure there was another woman
there somewhere that I started running
 all over the house looking. I ran up into the attic and searched, and down into the basement. Then I went through every closet and checked under all the beds. I kept this up until I had looked everywhere, and finally I became so exhausted that I just keeled over with a heart attack and died.
SYLVIA:

Too bad you didn't look in the freezer
 ---we'd both still be alive. 


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